"Cud" - the Movie

Cow Pond-ering

Bossie — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 22:34:53 +0000

Shamoooo ain’t got nothin’ on me. I hoofed down to the water’s edge and was dipping my udder like a tea bag, trying to cool off in this Florida heat, and it got me thinking about the Tea Party. When was …

Happy Cowlintine’s Day

Bossie — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 05:38:15 +0000

My boyfriend, one of them Spanish bulls (he calls himself a “Toro”), is moooooey in love with me and and says he wants to make mooooocho amoooore. I told him to hold his horses. I mean what the hay? I’m …

Happy Moo Year with Pres. Obamoo

Bossie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 20:33:25 +0000

This cud be a really good year. When I first herd about the president’s Bale-Out Plan I hoofed it on over to the local feed & seed to put in my order for five big round bales of Kansas Sweet …

Walter Mooondale

Bossie — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:53:41 +0000

Y’all might think I’m grazy but I sh-udder to think what may come this November. I’m sure that John Raisin’ McCain is a pretty good cowboy and all that and Sarah Palin-It-On is a good looker no doubt. Barack Obamoo …